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Monday, February 28, 2005
another blissful day at the workplace. i started by making my rendezvous to the post office, staring at the "Our goal is to help you in 5 minutes or less" sign for half an hour. and ladies, if youre looking for a man, dont go to the produce section of safeway. go to the nearest postal center. arabian hot dog vendors, construction workers mailing in their taxes, mexican day laborers walking by from Home Depot...if you crave attention, this is your heaven. after having one mexican help me take my stylish mail buckets out of my car (thats what he's there for...right?) I proceeded to some asian food joint over on morello to pick up lisa's lunch. when i walked in, every japanese employee (that means all of them) were wearing black t-shirts with "Got Sushi?" written on them. I figured they could only have shirts like that because they can relate to the horrible grammar.And they enjoy playing off a phrase that is probably strongly copyrighted, because doing so somehow brings them closer to American culture. and that's money, baby. I ended by driving back to the store, realizing lisa managed again to screw me out of at least 80 cents worth of gas. im such an idiot. I then sat around for 4 hours and then went home. case in point: my job is being lisa's personal bitch. and i hate myself for it. on a lighter note, i finally went to safeway and bought milk. nothing is more depressing than already pouring a bowl of cereal out and then realizing there's no way to eat it. It reminds me of that bullying asshole kid on the one commercial that ate everyone's cookies and then got the ol' one-two when everyone's thermos' were empty. what was that commercial about...oh, yeah. Got Milk? *
*not coined by the sushi japs, and that's why its wholesome
8:21 PM
Sunday, February 27, 2005
I find it really ironic that I've been working at UPS for about 9 months (I should have gotten pregnant when i got hired...cause then it would be a perfect excuse for quitting now) and i started this thing what, 2 years ago? man, how time flies. that also shows how uncreative UPS is by having the same ad slogan for 2 years. but it could be worse. Goldfish has been the snack that smiles back for centuries and i wont even venture near how long McDonalds has been inquiring whether or not people have had their break today. apparently now even chs itself has handy dandy catchphrases, or what we call ESLRS, brought to you by the same folks that push capital punishment, enforce democracy, believe in the divine right and slaughter homosexuals. that's right, the republicans. i couldn't tell you why or by what means, but all i know that is if im suddenly interrogated by a special tast unit blowing through the wall of the choir room during 4th period, i can say without hesitation that my motives and actions adhere to ESLR #4, "working collaboratively" within my assigned vocal ensemble. having the preparation to do this could one day save concord high's scholastic reputation and keep us funded and respected by the state. which basically means theyll keep sending us a stipend to provide the leadership class with much-coveted butcher paper and paint pens, so we can make signs in protest of everything else theyre cutting to keep the money rolling to us. i love government. it is so choice.
7:43 PM
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