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Monday, February 28, 2005
another blissful day at the workplace. i started by making my rendezvous to the post office, staring at the "Our goal is to help you in 5 minutes or less" sign for half an hour. and ladies, if youre looking for a man, dont go to the produce section of safeway. go to the nearest postal center. arabian hot dog vendors, construction workers mailing in their taxes, mexican day laborers walking by from Home Depot...if you crave attention, this is your heaven. after having one mexican help me take my stylish mail buckets out of my car (thats what he's there for...right?) I proceeded to some asian food joint over on morello to pick up lisa's lunch. when i walked in, every japanese employee (that means all of them) were wearing black t-shirts with "Got Sushi?" written on them. I figured they could only have shirts like that because they can relate to the horrible grammar.And they enjoy playing off a phrase that is probably strongly copyrighted, because doing so somehow brings them closer to American culture. and that's money, baby. I ended by driving back to the store, realizing lisa managed again to screw me out of at least 80 cents worth of gas. im such an idiot. I then sat around for 4 hours and then went home. case in point: my job is being lisa's personal bitch. and i hate myself for it. on a lighter note, i finally went to safeway and bought milk. nothing is more depressing than already pouring a bowl of cereal out and then realizing there's no way to eat it. It reminds me of that bullying asshole kid on the one commercial that ate everyone's cookies and then got the ol' one-two when everyone's thermos' were empty. what was that commercial about...oh, yeah. Got Milk? *
*not coined by the sushi japs, and that's why its wholesome
8:21 PM
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